being autistic or having adhd just means u unlock a secret new love language and its rambling abt interests together w someone
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Shout out to me for being ENTIRELY unattractive and USELESS and STILL coming on social media like i deserve attention
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Did I already reblog this? I’m reblogging it again.
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I feel like adhd bored is different than neurotypical bored because like. You don’t understand. I have a billion things I could be doing. I turn on the tv. I stare at the Netflix screen for five minutes. Flip through shows and movies for the next thirty minutes. Nothing looks good. I put in a video game. Play for two minutes. Not feeling it. I load up YouTube. Watch half a video before closing the app. Maybe I’ll read a book? I stare at my giant bookshelf. The thought of starting a new book seems too hard. I lay in bed and play phone games for six hours. Nothing has gotten done. Still bored.
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*friends car is locked*
Friend: stop pulling the handle
Me:
The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing
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